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BJ’s Fic Library, a masterlist

Last Updated: 7/1/2025

A Tumblr based repository of my fanfiction. My main archive is on Archive Of Our Own, under username darali_starscream. Subscribe to me there for real-time updates. Links will be added here as I find time to post my backfile.

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Supernatural

Series: Holler Me Home, in progress

Series Masterlist

A Strange Detour

Belonging To A Screwed Situation

Stops Along The Way, exit 1

Calculate And Pray

Stops Along The Way, exit 2

Finding The Groove

Stops Along The Way, exit 3

Regarding The Road Ahead

Stops Along The Way, exit 4

Ablaze With Hope And Free, part a

Ablaze With Hope And Free, part b

Have A Drink On Me

Stops Along The Way, exit 5

Company’s Coming, WIP

Series: Supernatural B-Sides, in progress

Series Masterlist

We’re Counting On You, Lord

Artificial Lullabye

I’ll Gitcha Fixed

Full Of Broken Thoughts

Make It Do (Or Do Without)

Stairwell Drums

Slow And Sultry Beats

Series: Professional, complete

Series Masterlist

Calling A Professional, part a

Calling A Professional, part b

In Soviet Russia, Professional Calls You

The Professional

Series: Switching Up, complete

Series Masterlist

The Patches Didn’t Work

Lipstick On Your Belt Buckle

Series: House Rules At The HQ, in progress

Series Masterlist

The Personal Improvement Plan

Relax And Float Downstream

After Closing

Hosing Off The Muck

Two Big Beds

Chaptered Fics

Double Booked, in progress

Fic Masterlist

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11, and its podfic read by Sandra of @talltalesandbedtimestories

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23, WIP

The Days Of High Adventure, in progress

Fic Masterlist

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8, WIP

Singular Fics

Snow Bound

Crazy Ways Are Evident, and its podfic read by Sandra of @talltalesandbedtimestories

God Save The Queen, And Her Handmaids

A Moosey Fate

Overdone

Not My Fault

A Borrowed Life

Ambush!

The Ways Of Childhood

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The Boys

Series: Vices And Indulgences, in progress

Series Masterlist

Training Films

Housekeeping

The Three'O'Clock Slump

Singular Fics

As It All Burns

Of Constant Sorrow

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Big Sky

Walk Right In, It’s Around The Back

Shoplifter

An Errand And A Favor

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Big Sky/Werewolf The Apocalypse

Weeping Into Our Beers

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Welcome To Night Vale

Dangerous Librarians

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Countdown

A Touch In Passing

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roach-works:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

amygdalan-arm:

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

Artificial violence is not actually a corrupting influence but hanging out with assholes sure is.

the real corruption was the friends we made along the way

charlesoberonn:

zombieporno:

girlcaligula:

“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” (Oscar Wilde)

The war crimes are fictional but my annoyance is real.

lonely-space-ace:

What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like “it’s unavoidable” or “you’ll have to learn to use it someday” or “its going to be part of the future” like no it’s plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say “no” and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

That office drudgery that’s keeping a big chunk of us employed, and thus alive? AI cannot do it better or cheaper … but there’s plenty of salesmen convincing our employers it can.

floridakilo:

its crazy how so many people do not understand that social isolation isnt just sitting alone in your apartment all day never speaking to anyone you could be surrounded by acquaintances and friends but have absolutely no genuine connection or shared values so every interaction is shallow its basically just as bad as being alone if not worse

whumpsday:

i. love. characters that are so paranoid and distrustful of others pushing past that distrust because of a raw desire for connection and affection

knowing logically that they’re safest if they isolate themselves, but on the inside, so badly wanting to just be with someone who cares

every touch for years has brought pain, but someone offers a hug and their heart is torn in two, half of them retreating to avoid it and half of them wanting desperately for it to be real

the human equivalent of an abused rescue animal finally letting their new person pet them

that crack in their defenses, that step off the edge of total shut-down safety, that last scrap of hope left saying one last try

vaspider:

sinonymous-story-ideas:

chaotic-neutral-knitter:

signoraviolettavalery:

anyasadventures:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

you guys aren’t gonna like this but if you want ao3 to be a neutral archive that will host anything that includes shit made with ai no matter how objectionable you find that

Ugh. I hate AI fics but you’re RIGHT. Just like with everything else we don’t like, we can still just. Not engage with it.

no. I disagree. ao3 is an archive of fan content. as in, created by fans. An AI is not a fan. it’s not a person. it can’t write or create. ao3 is an archive of transformative work and chatGPT cannot perform meaningful transformative work, it can only regurgitate slop.

and yes, as others have said, ao3 still does have certain limitations. You can’t plagiarize - and AI is a plagiarism machine, you can’t post ‘iso’ or 'placeholder’ fics, etc. It can absolutely choose to say the content it hosts must be made by humans without censoring the acual content.

Yeah just because AO3 doesn’t ban based on the content of fics doesn’t mean they won’t enforce a ToS. If it’s against the rules to post a link to a Patreon in the author notes, post plagiarized work, make placeholder fics, or overtag things for reach, surely it can also be against the rules to say “I made this with ChatGPT.”

Yeah, people will sneak AI fics in anyways to break the rules but there are also plenty of plagiarized fics and commission links and placeholder/overtagged fics that people have snuck in. The rules will get broken, but it doesn’t stop them from being useful defenses against the archive filling up with a bunch of junk.

i think an important thing to add is by allowing people to tag their works as AI, that means they can be filtered out. banning things never means theyre gone, it just means theyre harder (and sometimes impossible) to filter out. WE WANT to be able to know we’re reading fic written by humans!!! and a mainly-foolproof way to do so is filtering out ai fics!!! yes, there are liars BUT THEY ARE NOT THE MAJORITY!!! there are so many ai fics tagged as ai AND THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE IT MEANS WE CAN FILTER IT OUT!!! WE CAN READ FICS WRITTEN BY HUMANS!!!!

Another way to read fics written by humans is to only allow fics written by humans on the “fiction written by humans for humans” archive.

AI produced material is not “written.” It’s not drawn, or composed. It has no place on an archive dedicated to creative arts.

bealittleimprobable:

redstonedust:

may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says ‘yes im totally over 18 trust me’ is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they’ve been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they’re not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.

People panic about “But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???”

When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining “Those are trained actors and it’s all practiced, they don’t *actually* hurt each other, and you’re not good at that yet”, they just banned it.

So we went to the park after school and read Kim’s smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead.

(This is a metaphor, but it’s also literally true. So much kicking in the head.)

God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers.

The solution to “kids might pick up bad ideas,” is not – repeat, not – to ensure kids never pick up ideas at all.